Safety scissors

Lesbians who use protective gear.

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !

by stonebullets February 4, 2022

lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors

Let's play some rock paper scissors please

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Strippers with Scissors

Female hair stylists

Bill: Wow, your ex-girlfriend is hot but she's muy loco!
Dennis: Yeah I know... Strippers with Scissors. What are ya gonna do?

by tag heuer August 27, 2009

Chocolate Scissors

When two women defecate in each others vagina's, and then scissor each other

Tori and Sarah engaged in chocolate scissors after getting drunk at the bar.

by Cristler May 17, 2009

skissor dick

A badly circumcised penis; Mangled Male Genitalia

John Wayne Bobbitt's gnarled genitalia resembles a skissor dick.

by John Wayne Bopp-it July 9, 2016