Skip Bayless

1)No talent hack
2)Embarassment
3)Person who makes bold predictions and has no idea what he is talking about...and somehow gets paid for this.
4)Person stealing money from the Mercury.
5)Person who I wish would get off my TV and radio.
Skippy is a no-talent hack with a big mouth.
by Brian Albers August 11, 2003
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Skip The Bitches

When you and the boys order Skip The Dishes.
Let's order some Dons from Skip The Bitches!
by Mattark June 11, 2018
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skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.
I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.
by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006
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Skip-Watch

To view a television show or movie in short segments using the "skip ahead x seconds" feature of modern computer-video players. Usually because the video concerned is of low to moderate interest but otherwise contain large numbers of scene of dubious worth (trite expository dialog, etc.)
Apollo 18 was so boring and predictable, I ended up skip-watching it.
by Unka Willbur December 05, 2011
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Skip strip

1. An area of hair (usually a strip) that you skip on accident while shaving. The term applies to any area of the body. (legs, underarms, pubes, etc.)
(looking at leg) Haha, I found a skip strip! "Darn it, I hate when that happens!"
by Greer07 July 30, 2010
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Skip The Banana

To “Skip A Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)
To “Skip The Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

“Yo Sean, did you get with that gay guy Andrew.”

Sean- “Nah bro, I skipped that banana”
by The Man With Glasses July 05, 2018
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Panty Skipping

To leave the site of a one night stand, the morning after, in such a rush that ones unfound panties must be left behind.

The sober reaction to a one night stand where you leave in such a haste, that you leave your panties.
I stayed at that guys place last night but he was not as cute this morning. I was panty skipping through work all day!
by PRabbit December 11, 2010
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