Stoma fucker

The "stoma" is a surgically created opening in the abdomen, usually for the purpose attaching a colostomy pouch. A "stoma fucker" is someone desperate, or depraved enough to fuck this hole.

That guy's a stoma fucker, he'd fuck anything with a hole

by drivelous August 29, 2009

Stomagh

Whats foods ends up in

My stomagh is so hurt

by Cangh Jui May 28, 2003

Siooma

Siooma is an acronym which stands for "Suck It Out Of My Ass". Coined by El Jobso, siooma is a standard response at Apple Inc. to legal threats and shakedowns from frigtards.

It is not, as some frigtards mistakenly believe, "some kind of Hindu word from Tibet or something".

Microsoft legal: You are violating 200 of our patents in the upcoming version of Mac OS X.

Apple legal: Which specific patents are we violating?

Microsoft legal: We cannot tell you because they are trade secrets.

Apple legal: Siooma.

by hoofed January 2, 2009

Stomach Sisters

(Originally an Icelantic term) used for multiple girls who slept with the same person

Girl #1 “Look at this boy that I did it with last night, isn’t he cute?”
Girl #2 “Oh my God, I slept with him too! That means we’re stomach sisters!”
Girl #1 “What does that mean!”
Girl #2 “That means that we’ve slept with the same person!”

by Heyitsj000 April 18, 2019

out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

stomach monkeys

Although not actually of the ape family, stomach monkeys are to blame for practically all digestive system ailments in human beings when an actual condition cannot be identified.

Borgy is throwing up again. I guess he's got a case of the stomach monkeys.

by Sweet Louis June 12, 2008

Stomach CPR

An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.

The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.

by Eric Yeah January 18, 2008