1. A female version of a whiteknight.
2. A woman who comes to the aid of another person publically or online to speak in that person's defense. (mostly without the person's consent.)
2. A woman who comes to the aid of another person publically or online to speak in that person's defense. (mostly without the person's consent.)
"I was debating with a woman online when this Shieldmaiden came out of nowhere and called me 'Sexist!'."
by Your Boy Pat August 9, 2018
Get the Shieldmaiden mug.The act of using a person of large size to conceal the action of texting in an area where cell phone use is forbidden and/or frowned-upon.
This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.
This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.
by Khca Simmons March 28, 2009
Get the Text Shield mug.n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.
by ATX May 4, 2006
Get the meat shield mug.Alter ego of a member of the student community housed in Northumbria Universities Stephenson Building located in Shieldfield in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, who dons plastic chequered Bowler hats, bowties and masks, all of which are outlandishly oversized. On top of this, strange cape-like attire may be worn, traditionally purchased from a pound shop. The outfit will usually be worn on halloween, whereby the person wearing it will appear to his friends, who will simultaineously enquire as to what he is dressed as, to which he will reply, 'I'm the Shieldfield Rapist', while supressing laughter.
by frankthefish31 August 9, 2009
Get the Shieldfield Rapist mug.A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.
Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
by GMASS October 17, 2012
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by bigbossrickrossmonstercock April 5, 2019
Get the sheldon williams collegiate mug.1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
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