hammerhead shark

The most bad-ass animal ever created

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.

by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018

Blåhaj shark

The superior shark plush that made by the Swedish company IKEA

Daughter: Momma buy me Blåhaj shark plush.

Mom: Sure hunn!

by Mayde- October 19, 2022

finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.

Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018

Sharkie

A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).

"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"

"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "

"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!

by Vatican Black November 28, 2012

Mud Shark

Mud Shark: Noun. A caucasian female who thinks she is black. Traits - Tattoos on the thighs and/or neck region. Tight spiral curls hairsprayed to the forehead. Fluent in Ebonics. Tends to move head side to side and snap fingers while speaking. Always cusses and swears in every sentence. Avid fan of rap/hip-hop music. Can be found walking the emergency lanes on major highways.

There's that Mud Shark hitchhiking again... With a bottle of gin in her hand and a cigarette in her mouth. HOLLA!

by Drew Dat Brees June 22, 2012

mudd shark

When a white woman dates or marries a black man.

Jon's wife is a mudd shark.

by Blackjack kittypunch March 12, 2011

Left Shark

To break from the pack in the most awesome way possible.

Screw you guys, I'm going left shark tonight. #leftshark5eva

by leftshark5eva February 2, 2015