Mud Shark: Noun. A caucasian female who thinks she is black. Traits - Tattoos on the thighs and/or neck region. Tight spiral curls hairsprayed to the forehead. Fluent in Ebonics. Tends to move head side to side and snap fingers while speaking. Always cusses and swears in every sentence. Avid fan of rap/hip-hop music. Can be found walking the emergency lanes on major highways.
There's that Mud Shark hitchhiking again... With a bottle of gin in her hand and a cigarette in her mouth. HOLLA!