Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Shwoopy

It’s a bad of dicks you can find at Aldi’s.

Let’s get shwoopy’s at Aldi’s.

by RDKKDR June 4, 2018

Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

shomp

To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).

NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.

Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.

Tory shomped from the top of the tree.

by HeatherCelena August 12, 2007

SHWAMP

To strike or be striken with a hacky Sak!

"Dude I was just SHWAMP'd"
"Dude stop SHWAMPing people"

by Nodroj! August 11, 2009

shwampers

Having a girl go down on a guy, ie., a Blow-job...

I got some good ol' shwampers from my girl last night in the back of my car.

by Deaz Nuts November 12, 2007