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WONKEY SHRONKY DONKEY WHO IS PRETTY FUNKEY DANCING WITH SOME MONKEYS THATS HONKEY BUT SHRONKY IS PRETTY CHUNKY AND HE'S ALSO HUNKY AND A JUNKIE THEN HE BECOMES WILLY SHRONKA EATING A SHRONKY WONKEY COOKIE THEN BECOMES SHRONKIRA THEN GOES INTO A BAND WITH
SHRONKY WHISTON, MICHAEL AND BILLE SHRONKISH THEN GOES ONTO SHRONK AND DEC'S SWPAMY TAKE AWAY AND THEN PREFORM THERE HIT SINGLE "IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY" THE LYRICS ARE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY
THEN MEET LIL SHRONK
Wonky donky which is shronky
by Livia wojtasik November 9, 2020
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epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
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ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
by elchavito99 November 17, 2011
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scrote shrinking

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold
by srstein January 25, 2021
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scrunky

The art of calling a scooter specimen a cute word in a baby voice to underestimate the honchizness that it presumes.
Scooter your so scrunky!
by joe could October 11, 2009
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Shrinky Dink

The effect of cold water on the penis , whether from a lake, shower, or anywhere, making it considerably smaller
Dude look at his shrinky dink! It's tiny!
by jiujitsujack August 8, 2009
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Positive Shrinkage

When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are
"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"

"No way bruh she always a big one"
by JxkeSED January 29, 2016
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