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A shredder

Guy: Dude, look at me shred!!
Other Guy: That's so raw, dude! You're such a shredder!!
by Animal... May 22, 2016
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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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Shredder betty

by Akoivu March 13, 2021
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Tennessee Shredder

A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.
I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!
by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021
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Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
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Shredder

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax
Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.
by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021
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Shredder

A person who is a bully and hurts people's feelings all the time even after he graduates and becomes staff at the school. He also does sexual stuff that people are not comfortable talking about. The person that he talks about usually wants to leave the building. and sometimes does.
A shredder likes picking on a kid and likes to sexually harass them.
by soundtech August 22, 2011
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