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baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks
yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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shredder piercing

A line of piercings, starting from behind the the ball sack and up to the top of the ass crack.
by TheRealF'NDeal January 6, 2014
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Shredders

someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable
Man: ew that bird opened that bottle with her teeth.
Woman: she must have shredders
by myonduesp99 February 4, 2009
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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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Shredder

A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax
Person 1: that guy Freddie is such a shredder

Person 2: Davies is a real shredder though.
by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021
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Anti-shredder

Man, that guy is really an anti-shredder, he can't even ride that wave.
by C00per77@t May 6, 2019
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The shredder!

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s
Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER

Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED

The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING
by WATTS THE WAT November 8, 2018
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