shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.

Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!

by franky_madman November 8, 2005

shitgull

A seagull that shits all over you.

My lovely dress that I only wear on Sundays was ruined by a shitgull.

by Nappies February 15, 2008

Shitbusiness

Stupid or unreasonable things that you're told to do, usually resulting in misery.

Any type of homework having to do with math or AP subjects which will make you want to say something along the lines of, "This is shitbusiness!"

by duckcunt May 7, 2009

Shitdump

A conjunction of the words shithole and dump. Usually referring to a location but can also be applied to persons or things.

As a location this defines a place so hideous, boring and/or inhospitable it will not suffice to refer to is by either a shithole or a dump - it is thereby a shitdump

In reference to a person or thing it is someone/something who/that is unsanitary, foul, wretched or otherwise inequitably loathsome.

Can also be used an adjective.

Location: Man this place smells like dog-ass marinated with fermented fish carcass - What a shitdump!

Person: Dude, I don't think that guy's bathed since soap was invented - He's such a shitdump.

Thing: That piece of "art" looks like Salvador Dali loosely defecated a sculpture of Andre the Giant - What a shitdump!

Adjective: That's such a shitdump idea; Benicia, oh that shitdump town in California?; What's up with that shitdump jacket?

by Saul T. Nuhtz September 25, 2010

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

Shitcunt blues

1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.

a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."

b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.

c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.

by munkeylegend December 8, 2013

shitcunt

The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.

"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"

by Cornish Cockney May 28, 2017