A run down, worn out, clapped out vehicle. Usually very loud, tends to rattle and shake when going down the road, breaks down often/ not reliable, rusted out, needs lots of repairs. Oftentimes parts and pieces are held together with duct tape and zip ties… But even though it’s in rough shape it still gets driven frequently.
Boss: “Do you have a reliable form of transportation?” Employee: “No sir, I drive a certified shitbox… if you see smoke rolling out from under the hood don’t worry that’s normal and I apologize in advance for the oil stains on the tar”
by truckslüt August 11, 2022
Get the Shitbox mug.A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
by Hub3r March 24, 2023
Get the Shitbox Anxiety mug.A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
by Your mom308 August 25, 2021
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