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Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.
by Hub3r March 24, 2023
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Shitbox

A combination of the words "shit" and "hitbox." Used to refer to a hitbox that doesn't match the animation or doesn't make sense, like a weapon that deals damage to you but misses you in the animation. Such an occurrence caused by lag does not make it a shitbox.
Argh, that axe didn't even hit me. Damned shitboxes.
by kyliestocks is a w**** January 4, 2021
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Shitbox

A run down, worn out, clapped out vehicle. Usually very loud, tends to rattle and shake when going down the road, breaks down often/ not reliable, rusted out, needs lots of repairs. Oftentimes parts and pieces are held together with duct tape and zip ties… But even though it’s in rough shape it still gets driven frequently.
Boss: “Do you have a reliable form of transportation?” Employee: “No sir, I drive a certified shitbox… if you see smoke rolling out from under the hood don’t worry that’s normal and I apologize in advance for the oil stains on the tar”
by truckslüt August 11, 2022
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