A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass
Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage
Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage
“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”
by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025
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I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024
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A run down, worn out, clapped out vehicle. Usually very loud, tends to rattle and shake when going down the road, breaks down often/ not reliable, rusted out, needs lots of repairs. Oftentimes parts and pieces are held together with duct tape and zip ties… But even though it’s in rough shape it still gets driven frequently.
Boss: “Do you have a reliable form of transportation?” Employee: “No sir, I drive a certified shitbox… if you see smoke rolling out from under the hood don’t worry that’s normal and I apologize in advance for the oil stains on the tar”
by truckslüt August 11, 2022
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When your shitbox gains a substantial amount of power due to sub freezing air temperatures, caused by the oxygen content increasing from the cold air.
When your shitbox gains a substantial amount of power due to sub freezing air temperatures, caused by the oxygen content increasing from the cold air.
by EmiliaTansCheeks January 24, 2026
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