shredders

An expression of disgust or dismay. See damn.

An acknowledgement of something bad or unfortunate.

Near Synonyms: this sucks, sucks

See examples for proper usage.

Dan: I have to drive five hours to a job interview tomorrow.
Nate: Shredders!

Dave: My iPod got stolen last night.
Bill: Aw shredders man, that's not cool!

by Nate Heller December 27, 2007

the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

by sick66 January 7, 2011

sloppy shoulders

Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.

A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.

Sloppy shoulders I’ve shown you how to do this correctly countless times

by Matthew1900 January 18, 2007

Shields

The way that an oversized man or woman dresses to appear thinner than they are.

John wore a black shields over his upper body to make himself appear smaller than his actual weight so he could impress the girl he was going to meet.

by Mr. Explicit April 22, 2011

sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

Bumped Shoulders

Bumped Shoulders

as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.

by Description Finder May 30, 2018

Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.

1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

by J_syntax June 29, 2011