mr shelly

Mr Shelly is a top meme that a garnered a large cult of worshippers and is the lord of all tortoises.

Oh for mr Shellys sake

by Mr Shellys mother October 22, 2019

Machine Gun Shelly

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.

Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!

by Black doggy February 25, 2021

Shellayhoohoo

Something you scream when you're up in the mountains in your lederhosen.

Yodelaheeeteee! Shellayhoohoo!

by `tr4sh.Y April 9, 2004

Shellybhola

The greatest person ever. Sweet girl and wonderful friend. Harsh, but fair.

Shellybhola just banned that guy!

by SedrikF January 16, 2018

shelly

another word for cock or penis

when i fucked wajud he had a small shelly

by cool story dawg January 3, 2021

Shelly

A living thing (preferably a sea animal), That dies too quickly

Mom? Shelly died again
Aw shit we needa get a new one.

by shellyhater123 November 18, 2021

Shellcock

shel-kok

1. an inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act caused by the viewing or experiencing of something grotesquely disturbing.

This was derived from the term "Shell shock" which was a term used to describe soldiers that were disoriented and unable to focus after returning from combat.

"I didn't get laid last night because my boyfriend had shellcock from walking in on my grandma while she was giving herself an anal enema".

by Shepcock January 19, 2011