shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014

Sharing nachos

Two men being intimate with each other and acting on strong feelings towards each other

“Wow, I think those two are sharing nachos.”

by The GarageBand May 26, 2018

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

Shaking hands

An illegal act

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.

by Notasithlord April 4, 2020