Settle North Yorkshire

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family

Settle North Yorkshire is the definition of a shithole

by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 27, 2021

Settle

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family

Settle is the definition of a shithole

by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 27, 2021

Settlebeck

Settlebeck-or otherwise known as specialbeck is a small school Settlebeck has “values” these values are not rules given by staff but merely guidelines they include: not being able to wear a coat inside even if the walls are starting to form icicles from the lack of heating or from the freezing wind because the windows and doors need to be open and your having hypothermia, do NOT wear your coat inside!! Especially if it’s got a visible logo or it’s not dark school colours you will definitely get spanked. Another one of there “values” is that you must NOT take a hot drink outside of the canteen and if you do an slt will magically appear and Lob the boiling water dispenser at you. In PE if you do not have long hair, you must tie it up and if you don’t want to put it up, you get locked in the changing rooms while the PE teacher shaves your hair off as well as your eyebrows for being a prick. Although not required it is frowned appon at settlebeck if the teachers have a good dress sense at all for example some of the TAs who look like they’ve raided my nans house of her curtans and sofa pattern. Behind the stage in the hall smells worse than pablo Escobars basement and it also probably has some of his relatives work there too. A gang of year 10s and 11s are known to force feed hard drugs (MDMA , mushrooms, ket, coke) to primary school children especially the year ones and mr Cayley is an easy target and ginger who could be Ed Sheehan’s long lost brother.

“It smells like settlebeck

by Shrek is My bitch August 9, 2021

Settle gretel

chill out, calm down, relax, no need to stress, and don't worry

Worried Jack: Oh no I left my hot pocket in the microwave too long!

Chilled Jill: “Settle Gretel”, it'll be fine.

by Nakiiix May 9, 2022

Sottled

Pleasantly rinsed, accomplished everything on the checklist.
Over indulged as our reputation precedes.

Will carry on soldiers that are worthy, and leave the weak where they lie.

Hey bro how you feeling ?

Im finally sottled after 12 hours.

Yeah well it’s a bout time you proved yourself, because we were going to leave you behind 🫶🏽

by Lord SkrrtSkrrt July 23, 2022

Settlement

The one thing Preston Garvey would force you to help while you're finding your long lost son.

"A settlement needs your help, I'll mark it on your map."

-Preston Gravy

by Preston Gravy January 20, 2023

Settlebeck

A shit school in which the headteacher Sarah Campbell preaches about how much she cares for every student which is complete bullshit because she kicks kids out for struggling with their mental health therefore jeopardising their whole future because they aren’t allowed to sit their gcses. You get detention for breathing too loud or looking at a teacher wrong and mr greenwood is an insensitive twat who should be fired for being a cunt

Person one: what school do you go to?
Person two: settlebeck

Person one: oh god that’s a shame I hope you recover soon

by Shrek is My bitch June 9, 2023