Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a teracock.

by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

Squanky

A super solid person. Someone you can count on, also has the ability to spot all forms of bs. Keeps it real at all times.

Leroy was making bank on those fake Rolex's till he was called out by Renee the Squanky over there.

by Mark A Davis October 3, 2007

squance

The penis.

We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.

by lewestogger May 29, 2009

squandwiched

Getting ones caught in a rotary entrance

Damn those rotary entrances, I jus got squandwiched,

by Adam Rich January 26, 2004

Squange

To "Squange" something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp.

Kyle! you Squanged the living fuck out of that cone!

by Michael Tarantoola February 20, 2008

Sequinlust

the desire of hockey players to fuck female figure skaters...

i could barely keep my cup on that fine assed bitch gave me Sequinlust when she bent over

by the PFI December 17, 2008

Squanning

Going to Manasquan for the weekend. May include laying out on the beach or frequenting Leggets, the Osprey, O'Neill's and even Parker House in Sea Girt.

"Hey Laura, are you squanning it this weekend?"
"Hells yea I am! Can't wait to do the strut at the Osprey!"

by ilovesquan June 4, 2009