Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

selfish being

people who write their own name in Urban Dictionary and make themselves sound awesome

Jordy wrote himself as awesome in Urban Dictionary.
what a selfish being

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

selfish music

When you play music at a very low volume so that you are the only one who can hear it.

"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"

by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018

Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

Selfish

When you drink a shield pot in front of someone with low health

Bro I have 20 health and you drunk a big pot your so selfish

by Reeeeeeeeer February 16, 2019

Selfish

A word describing someone who only cares about himself, and no one else.

My father is selfish to all of my family.

by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 8, 2023