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SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes
You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever
by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023
mugGet the SCRUMPmug.

Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020
mugGet the Scrump n’ clutchmug.

scrump

That shit was scrump
by scrumpdaddy February 6, 2025
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Scrump

To absolutely tear something the flip up

Something that is scrumptious is scrump-able
“Yo I scrumped those triscuits tf up”
by TheOGScrumper December 9, 2023
mugGet the Scrumpmug.

Scrump

The kind of chump that makes exploits for Source games.
"Stop scripting ya fucking scrump!"
by Hawkeren April 30, 2020
mugGet the Scrumpmug.

Scrumping

I love scrumping
by CottonCandyGod April 11, 2024
mugGet the Scrumpingmug.

scrump

"Scared to Bump" - meaning he one doesnt like sexual intercourse
im so scrumped that even when she took off her clothes i did nothing.
by Spencer Searcy June 2, 2003
mugGet the scrumpmug.

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