scuchie

when you put on a pair of slippers or something soft and get a warm fuzzy feeling but you don't want to say i feel fuzzy.

(warning: if not pronounced correctly you may end up offending someone)

Jenny: These slippers are so scouchy!

Hannah: What did you just call me?!

Jenny: I said scuchie.

Hannah: What are you saying?

Jenny: Nevermind, your from Dumbfuckistan, sou you wouldn't understand it if i explained it to you.

by Pembroke Welsh Corgi Lover January 7, 2010

Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

by Jacp123 March 30, 2016

scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003

Scrunchie

A scrunchie is a hair tie commonly worn by basic white girls.

“It doesn’t get more basic than a scrunchie and a fake tan.”

by Pussycat😋 March 27, 2019

scrunching

to lower yourself in such a manner in a seat so as not to be seen by other drivers and riders

Al Gore was seen scrunching in Tipper's SUV.

by elusively yours ilja September 11, 2008

scrunchie

a gay man or a female who stuffs a sock down her pants and pretends to be a man who is a part of a larger group of homosexual body guards. The most common use of this definition is found in eastern Kentucky

skittles is a scrunchie.

by Andi the magnificent February 23, 2009

scrunchie

1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean

Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.

by status September 5, 2008