schwing

The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.

This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.

by HarBerNi March 4, 2010

Schwing

A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.

Dude, check out the Schwing over by the bar

by Minck February 14, 2009

schwing

an exclamation of something awesome

"I just won 100 bucks. Schwing!"

by bing July 1, 2003

schwingtatta

da ruffest of dem ratta ting mofos flatty spud plants on yer mashed grille

"that bitch pissed me off while i was makin da gravy, so i caught her with a schwingtatta"

by bizzleOW February 24, 2003

Shinged

The act of a Chinese man grabbing you and repeatedly punching your chest.

Person A- How did Xao Maing react to your comment?
Person B- He shinged me

by FaZeProXXxxXxxX June 6, 2015

Schwieder

A big guy who will beat you up and then steal your candy balls. He comes from a long line of schwieds. He will hit you with toilet seats and hates when people drag and don't lift.

He's a little rude

I'm gonna have a Schwieder

by MrShoomboom June 6, 2019

schwing

A term for popping a boner named after a brand of boom-armed cement pumps.

I saw this major babe walking down the street, and . . . SWING!

by TZero August 24, 2005