Schwinger

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

Schwintergear

Type of gear you wear when you think it's cold outside but it's not.

I felt really dumb in my schwintergear as everyone walked by in shorts.

by Linvero October 11, 2018

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019

Shwindmill

Windmilling with a shewee

Look at Dave shwindmilling that piss all over the ceiling

by He needeth some milk me thinks December 22, 2020

Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks

The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.

by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

Get Schwendi

live life in the moment with the people you love who share the same level of stoke, thereby elevating the stoke to full-on.

Dude, it dumped like 6 inches last night. Let’s blow off work and get schwendi.

by The Schwend Zone February 9, 2022