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Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.
"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"
by Princs January 8, 2012
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schmuckzilla

Pejorative term meaning one who is shockingly and unwittingly stupid or foolish - so much so that they require subtitles for others to interpret their behavior which is so out of synch with the world around them as to seem poorly dubbed. These persons can only socialize with other equally obnoxious and rank persons in order to gather an audience of "friends" as they duke it out for superiority as contemptible or detestable persons. Once these battles have been waged and won, all participants slink back into the holes from which they came. Hopefully to be slumber into eternity...
My brother is such a Schmuckzilla! Don't wake him or he will crush the city.
by Roe Boy! January 23, 2015
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schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
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Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.
"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."
by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016
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Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.
The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death
by Theschmucker March 19, 2017
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Schfuck

A Schmuck who is so bad that you don’t give a shit or a fuck about.
I always thought that Josh was just a schmuck, but after the antics he pulled last nighy, he is really a schfuck.
by $waggyT February 24, 2019
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Schmucks Deluxe

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.
by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019
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