schroedinger

(noun) Person whose gender is uncertain, until someone actually opens the box.

Jez: I have a hot date tonight.
Belle: Boy or girl?
Jez: Schroedinger. We'll see when we get there...
Belle: Cool cat!

by Hector Borges June 19, 2021

Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021

Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.

Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha

by Z3R0time February 24, 2022

Schoonderwoerd

Schoonderwoerd is the last name of a hot blonde Dutch girl

Is that a Schoonderwoerd?

yes, obviously can’t you tell by her square jaw

by Presrox103 September 18, 2022

Schmodder

A fool…. an idiot… same may say “a cock”.

When you call someone a Schmodder, it means they’re useless pricks.

Jeffery just dropped a tray of tequila shooters…. We all called him a Schmodder!

by Hog hog December 29, 2022

Schrader

Someone who only speaks ill of others from the safety of their electronic device(computer,phone,video game console)and could never be man enough to say such things face to face

That dude aint nothing but a schrader

by 142696952159009642565222432244 October 12, 2016

Schroeter

A Hot Ghetto booty shaker that is the pure bit of awesomeness you will ever come across it's kinda like Beyonce married the twerk and you have Schroeter

damn that boy is totally getting his schroeter on in this dance battle.

by hotmess22 August 25, 2013