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scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.
Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.
by jizhe September 25, 2019
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scholarship

the ship that carries the scholar to his/her goals
One student from my class was the recipient of the DuPage County Health Improvement Association Scholarship! He doesn't have to pay for school this semester!
by DreamDog November 30, 2010
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scholar

A traditional age college student who excels in academia but has no practical, real world skills.
Don't you know how to remove your heater core?

Sarah, I'm a scholar.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
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Shopaholic

1)A person who enjoys, and may be addicted to shopping

Either for the thrill of, or gaining of the things that one is buying.

A slang term for oniomania, or compulsive shopping

2) Shopaholic (novels), a series of books written by Sophie Kinsella
Guy: How many bags have you got?

Girl: I'm a shopaholic...
by redhead rules December 2, 2009
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Wikipedia Scholar

A person who jumps in on forums who has little meaningful understanding of the topic being discussed and quickly educates themselves via Wikipedia.com. Usually, but not always, these individuals post "points" for debate in the same order as they appear on Wikipedia (a dead give away).
Person 1: Wow! Joe Shmoe sure knows a lot about XYZ...
Person 2: If you look it up on Wikipedia it is even in the order XYZ, just another wikipedia scholar; no real knowledge, thoughts or opinions of their own...

or

Person 1: I didn't realize so and so knew so much about string theory.

Person 2: Yeah, he likes impressing people with his education as a Wikipedia Scholar.
by Dan James March 11, 2008
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schapappy

the act of smacking one's dick across another's face; a violent, cude, lewd and lascivious act; an exclamation made at, during, or about such acts.
He gave her an Italian Awakening, and yelled "SCHAPAPPY!!!"
by CobaltNova March 9, 2003
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schoharie

town full of hicks who grow the best weed fo miles to come
yo i was in schoharie and got the best reefer in New York state
by cheesewheele153 May 30, 2008
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