Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence

Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?

by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

Loop Scholar

One who studies vinyl records as if they were final exams; ie: Boskotech, Sykadelix, ZOBE, Locus, Migzilla

study the repetition of music within patterns of a cycle like a loop scholar

by Da Roachkilla March 20, 2021

wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week

guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011

Scholared

Outsmarting your opponent, typically with skill, facts or data rather than the anecdotal or supposition.

"Jazz bro, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5, get fucking scholared dumbass."

by Chadams April 15, 2023

Scholar

Cletus Bartholomew

Who’s that fella? Oh that’s just clit, what a scholar

by Clitorus Clinton July 18, 2021

scholar regime

a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.

Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.

by mrbeast539275 December 3, 2024

Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023