Scholared

Outsmarting your opponent, typically with skill, facts or data rather than the anecdotal or supposition.

"Jazz bro, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5, get fucking scholared dumbass."

by Chadams April 15, 2023

Scholars

Typically refers to young, pigmented individuals who often go house to house in their relentless seek for knowledge and valuable goods.

"Two young scholars were shot tonight after they accidentally damaged an elderly woman's door with a crowbar."

by Zimmergrant April 18, 2023

Scholar

Scholar refers to violent black people.

A group of Scholar attacked a man in down town New York.

by anonymous April 29, 2023

Cope health scholars

A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.

You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.

by Sacredfart May 12, 2023

Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence

Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?

by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023

armchair scholar

An armchair scholar is a person who thinks they are an expert on the subject after listening to one or two podcasts on the subject.

Don't tell me that climate change isn't real! How much research have you done? Don't be an armchair scholar!

by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023