schmullin'

Really milking a job.

Russal is really schmollin" it today

by erkive January 26, 2004

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schmuckzilla

Pejorative term meaning one who is shockingly and unwittingly stupid or foolish - so much so that they require subtitles for others to interpret their behavior which is so out of synch with the world around them as to seem poorly dubbed. These persons can only socialize with other equally obnoxious and rank persons in order to gather an audience of "friends" as they duke it out for superiority as contemptible or detestable persons. Once these battles have been waged and won, all participants slink back into the holes from which they came. Hopefully to be slumber into eternity...

My brother is such a Schmuckzilla! Don't wake him or he will crush the city.

by Roe Boy! January 23, 2015

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

Schmucks Deluxe

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

Schmück

A schmück is a extremely retarded person. This word is commonly used by Tom, his perm is gay and so is he.

Person: I heard Henry suck massive black cock.
Tom: what a schmück

by Henryhasasmollcock December 3, 2019