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A Schmidt

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
by Student 47 December 7, 2018
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When you claim that someone else's idea that even remotely resembles your own is stolen from you.
I had that idea already 20 years ago. I'm going to schmidhuber him at the next conference.
by badfellow July 15, 2021
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Wynter Schmidt

A name given to those who receive during sex. Aka a bottom.
by VESSSPAAAMANNN February 28, 2022
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Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III

He is perhaps the sexiest and smartest man alive he is just above Rasputin
Person 1: have you seen Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III?
Person 2: Yeah he is sexy
by Cooper Pooper March 9, 2020
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Schmidling

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
by schmidling September 11, 2012
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Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.
Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.
by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010
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Schmo

A lighter version of the word "schmuck."
That guy doesn't have a clue on how to earn a living. what a "schmo"..
by screamdemon February 1, 2010
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