Schmick

Verb: “Schmick” To jerk off, male masturbation, spank the monkey.

Made popular by the men’s rowing team at the University of Michigan

“Man I haven’t schmicked in over a week, I’ve built up so much tension”

by BenDover12x March 9, 2024

schminkleborting

A dance move that involves kicking your legs up behind your back and slapping your feet.

Did you see that guy schminkleborting? He was getting funky

by birdshaftt April 16, 2025

Schmick schmop

General state of orderly.

Let me just get this area looking schmick schmop.

by Strelizrus March 27, 2026

A schmillion

Mock Yiddish for a billion.

My uncle kevelled about the GameStop scam: "The hedge funders lost a schmillion!" he said.

by The Biggest Jeanius January 31, 2021

Trey Schmickey

Any mixed drink

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see

by spf004 February 14, 2021

Alan Schilke

god

All hail Alan Schilke

by #robloxsucks December 14, 2022

gefunken schpilken

a girl that must kiss you

I saw my gefunken schpilken today.

by RJ98 January 4, 2024