schmectagon

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013

Schemates

Two people who scheme to accomplish a task.

Look at those girls scheming to get that dude, they're nothing but schemates

by LawlessNflawless September 15, 2016

schmete

A small penis

I got a lil schmete

by Lilschmete May 4, 2018

schmete

Small penis

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel

by Lilschmete February 21, 2018

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019

Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.

for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“

by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021