schmara

A bitch ass nigga

Look at that schmara.

by Fyeness January 21, 2017

schargel

To have semen come out of one's nose, usually when surprised.

That dude in the airport bathroom totally schargelled when I told him I was a cop.

by ToolMaster September 18, 2007

schmabe

The act of making your monkey spit.

Gabe schmabed himself in front of Walgreens and was arrested for public masturbation.

by Noyh Howards June 13, 2013

schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

scharfing

laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.

"just laying on my bathroom floor "#scharfing"

by Victim of delight November 25, 2013

scharf

1.A word to define something as extremely entertaining, and meant to sound somewhat German.

2. Really Cool.

Wasn't that movie Scharf?!

Nazi's aren't Scharf enough to join the club.

by Igor Rabovsky March 18, 2005