Schwandered

Verb.
The act of having your girlfriend taken

I was with her for 4 years and I got Schwandered.

by wvratchet November 17, 2009

Schmang

Small vape usually with high amounts of nicotine.

"Yo Toby bro, pass the schmang"
"The fuck you just say?"
"Schmang"

"Can I have a hit of the schmang?"

by funkgluck9000 September 29, 2020

schwander

One who bums rides off friends because he is too lazy to get his liscence

I hate driving him around all the time, he's such a Schwander

by Kobe!! June 16, 2015

schmank

Disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. Pretty much just a nasty bitch.

that is the schmankiest bitch I've ever seen

by malfoof80 April 25, 2006

schmance

To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.

1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell

by The Leff January 3, 2005

schmancy

schmancy can be used in a number of different ways, much like the word fuck. schmancy is mainly derogatory in uses such as "you are a schmance", "fucken schmancy", "schmance cock", "what a schmancy" etc. the meaning is similar to fag or pussy and can be used to describe a person or an action that lacks balls.

andrew you are such a fucken schmancy, who the fuck shaves their legs

by omg i am wtf uber October 13, 2006

schmende

used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.

Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?

Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.

Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.

by Irritated Negress July 18, 2006