Schumpy

To go extremely sexual and rough during "bow chicka wow wow" time.

"Dude me and my girlfriend had some serious schumpy last night" - David
"Holy shit, is she okay?" - Nate

by Rookie_II March 29, 2023

Shlumpy

Catchphrase when a couple is caught lacking in public

"Shlumpyyyyyy hahahaha"

by king of shlumpyland April 26, 2023

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Schlompy

A person who exudes laziness in their appearance and activity.

Look at her wearing her pajama pants and ratty tshirt in public she looks so schlompy.

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024