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Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.
You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?
by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009
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Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
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schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
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Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
by The King1234 March 27, 2009
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Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.
Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!
by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006
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schlong fondler

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
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Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.
"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
by GFoyle June 11, 2013
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