Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

by MScarn111 July 2, 2019

Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Schlopped

getting absolutely destroyed

osama got fucking schlopped by seal team 6

by fuckosama January 4, 2021

Shlomped

When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside

I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it

by Philzanot January 17, 2024

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011