Schlaeger

The act of freezing ice into a blade shaped plaster mold, circumsizing a bastard infant with the frozen ice blade, and snorting a line of pure MDMA shortly after.

"That doctor is famous for his precision Schlaegers."

"Probably because he shares the molly."

by Dr. mAd Gonzo September 8, 2011

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017

schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice

you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)

by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019

Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

Schligger

A schligger is when two (or more) men are making out, and simultaneously having a “sword fight.”

“Brock, wanna schligger later?” “Hell yea I do!”

by Huabooblen October 29, 2021

Schligger

A Schligger is when two men make out while simultaneously “swordfighting.”

“Hey Brock, wanna Schligger later?” “Hell yea I do!”

by Huabooblen October 30, 2021