schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schimick

sexy-nerd.

My schimick brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.

by Chicachu fo life! March 11, 2010

schlamiel

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

by zornorf January 7, 2016

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".

I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!

by Toni Mac August 5, 2007

Schlieve

A big dick caught between two black butt cheeks

Latoya's deep crack gave me a schlieve.

by jackj763 May 22, 2008