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Schluff

Pooping in extremely wet & messily manner.
Watch this man schluff out some diarrhea.

He schluff(ed) on me!
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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Scheff

Alternative deutsche Schreibweise für "Chef".
Boah, der Scheff geht mir schon wieder auf'n Sack.
by RoKeBell March 14, 2025
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened
by Vombat May 2, 2020
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Bulfen schleefen

The land that the RCC wanted, was also in possession of bishops (1425 A.D.)
I Visited Bulfen Schleefen Last Year
by Daddy Atticus February 15, 2023
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Scottie Scheffler

A total mistake of an adult. One who chooses to continue to call himself Scottie despite being over the age of 12. A pancake nippled kitten diddler.
I can’t deal with Timmy anymore. He’s a real Scottie Scheffler.
by Sampson Wilder April 13, 2025
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