schpitzl

a small animal, kind of like a wombat, that lives solely in treehouses and survives on southern comfort and wheat thins.

Holy crap, I just caught a schpitzl!

by eg4316 June 15, 2008

schfetzy

something that is really cool, awesome, really good, really great (pronounced shh-fet-Z, all in one) (see shibby)

"DID YOU HEAR LIL OLE P WON THE LOTTERY? YEAH, THATS PHUCKIN SCHFETZY !!"

by Simon Ole P October 16, 2008

Schmitzvah

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

by José Quesadila April 1, 2009

Schnitzelshnoof

A small town in Europe somewhere, possibly in Germany, its a town of only 40 people and a few cows, also referred to as a village because the children of the village like to gather round the elders and tell stories of the old times. If you say your from Schnitzelshnoof basically your telling them you're from there because you are sick of people asking you where you are from, and they then say that they have been to the airport or they know someone from there and you really dont give a shit and wish they'd stop staring at your tits...

Guy 1: Hey thats a nice accent where are you from?
Schnitzelshnoofian: You dont know it...

Guy 1: Betchya I do...
Schnitzelshnoofian: I'm from Schnitzelshnoof...
Guy 1: oh... ok...

by Schnitzelshnoofian president February 10, 2010

Schitzski'd

Verb used to describe severe inebriation,

Comes from "Schitski" a polish sounding name. Being "Schitski'd is being so drunk that when someone tries to talk they sound polish.

Drunk Guy on Couch: Scheneblyia Weckbutan Litzkiniyajebv
Alex: That dude is totally Schitzski'd, I hope someone is taking him home.

by KOOLAID October 30, 2010

Schmitzy

Yiddish word for being sassy or passive aggressive.

What’s up with you? Why are you being so schmitzy?

by HarlemShaker November 11, 2017

Schitzkanoid

A shithead that's annoying me.

Don't be a shiska Noid or yeah Benny that schitzkanoid just won't leave it alone.

by EricT1960 April 9, 2019