The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
"Yeah so what's wrong"
"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"
"she..."
"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
Get the The Best Friend Speech mug.A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
by KEJIAN March 2, 2009
Get the After Dinner Speech mug.The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"
"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."
"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."
"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
by IrishMike February 22, 2008
Get the Play me or Trade me speech mug.Scetchwa is a bastardized word derived from the term Scetch One which means someone who is scetch. Scetchwa usually refers to a person who is scetch. But can be used to describe anything you do not want to be involved in or anything you dislike. It is used as a synonym for "Fuck that!", "Damn that sucks/is a burn" or simply "No way".
Antonyms: Awesome, Sweet, Cool, Nice, Good Job, Good for You, Way to go.
Antonyms: Awesome, Sweet, Cool, Nice, Good Job, Good for You, Way to go.
"Dude i went out with that girl that works at hooters last night!"
"You mean the fat chick that was taking out the garbage? Scetchwa!!"
"You mean the fat chick that was taking out the garbage? Scetchwa!!"
by Killa Coop February 11, 2010
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Get the Speechy mug.usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding
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Micah Terry Aka His Stage Name Yung Screech is A Rapper born in Saint Louis, MO. To the parents (Vivian Brown) Mom & (Micheal Terry) Dad.
Micah (Screech) Terry started at the music career when he was 10 years old, he use to use his cousin (Yung Zay) Dell computer to record on with Yung Lay (Brother). So When Yung Screech moved to Kansas City, MO in 2008 him and his brother (Yung Lay) started a group called Balla Squad Mafia with Lil 500, Killa Cavi, Rillo, jody Huss & Yung Ludi. After that in 2010 he moved back to Saint Louis and Came up with a hit song Called (That Loud) With Yung Lay, Sp & Dougie , the went back to KC just to record the song at Clown Studio. Now they back in kansas city making hits..
Micah Terry Aka His Stage Name Yung Screech is A Rapper born in Saint Louis, MO. To the parents (Vivian Brown) Mom & (Micheal Terry) Dad.
Micah (Screech) Terry started at the music career when he was 10 years old, he use to use his cousin (Yung Zay) Dell computer to record on with Yung Lay (Brother). So When Yung Screech moved to Kansas City, MO in 2008 him and his brother (Yung Lay) started a group called Balla Squad Mafia with Lil 500, Killa Cavi, Rillo, jody Huss & Yung Ludi. After that in 2010 he moved back to Saint Louis and Came up with a hit song Called (That Loud) With Yung Lay, Sp & Dougie , the went back to KC just to record the song at Clown Studio. Now they back in kansas city making hits..
by BSMG June 15, 2013
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