scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan: scan
other person: grand

by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Scan

A type of rodent that doesn't drink and likes squeaking

The scan scurried by

by 07davieg May 10, 2019

Scan

A gesture between two male friends

1. Giz a scan like
2. The reverse scan

by Get back October 16, 2020

Id Scan

An id scan is a professional picture of an id.

"I want to buy a Florida id scan".

by Grapics August 27, 2023

skip scan

Skip-scanning is when a customer deliberately decides not to scan an item but still puts it in their checkout bag.

A WALMART shopper has revealed that she was wrongly accused of tricking a self-checkout kiosk with “skip scanning.”

by qalachaki December 27, 2023