Sausage Sampler

Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.

"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"

by Mr Neo Black December 9, 2008

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Fresh Sample

(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)

Here friend, have a fresh sample.

by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009

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Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".

I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.

by Sirvancealott August 24, 2006

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to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006

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whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.

“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”

by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014

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