Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure
"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"
by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012
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boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.
this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.
by srah January 24, 2005
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Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.
by satchelhater May 05, 2009
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Salmon Chamber

A vagina that has salmon type stench
Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber
by Roboticus July 30, 2008
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Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.
Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.
by Joesmelle January 28, 2019
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flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.
Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night
by BigT56 December 30, 2013
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salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.
My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.
by virginmary69 April 12, 2019
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