by Waffleman1212 July 01, 2009
by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015
by Proud Lion January 01, 2011
by Korky Fornication March 14, 2006
John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 19, 2009
A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.
That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.
by PwF September 01, 2007
The valiant attempt to pour 8 shots of Sailor Jerry's into a mug and drink it straight, then attempt to survive the rest of the evening without dying.
Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."
Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*
One hour later... DONE.
by mimsters November 15, 2012