Robert

A young boy who is very likely to cheat on you. He likes to love a girl and then the next day love a new one. He can be very sweet but he always will ask weird questions. I can stop liking him
He is a normal human Robert
by Cool kid120 February 28, 2019
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A person who hangs around the local park and outside side schoolgrounds at break and lunchtime.
Guy1: Hey did you see that Robert hangin outside the park?

Guy2: Yeah, Fuckin' kiddyfiddler
by Maesteg boys June 13, 2008
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Everyone always wants to know someone named Bob. Hence a Robert is either a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover, or is just some uptight prick.
"Yo, I just fucked Bob last night and it was gre..."
"Hush girl, we're in the office, call him Robert round here."

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"Who's that tight arsed, preppy little mamma's boy think he is anyway, some Sir Robert or something?"
by anonymous2121 April 10, 2006
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Wow, Robert is an asshole.
by Testacleese December 20, 2016
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U already know Robert is a bitch
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The most amazing, perfect, sweetest guy in the world. Someone who knows what say to make your heart melt. A guy that is very attractive and kind, who will make you fall in love. May not be the best artist, but he's talented in his own way.
That guy is such a Robert, since he's so amazing, cute and smart.
by rossieluver6398 May 04, 2010
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dumb idiot who is a fucking cheater in everything he is a piece of shit and an annoying dumb gay ass
That guy is a bastard he must be a robert
by Dumbass mother father April 05, 2015
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