Retardization

the process of altering one’s mind in such a way that they themselves, become retarded.

usually this process only occurs when interacting with one that is so beyond unbelievably retarded, that their lack of brain cells kill yours.

After attending the committee meeting, Jonathan reported mild symptoms of retardization, including spontaneous drooling, vacant staring, and a higher urge to buy a dodge.

by Urban dictionary ✔️ November 5, 2025

Retardnado

A whirling dervish of terribly unintelligent people, making terribly unintelligent decisions.

"What time are we actually presenting this retardnado to the client?"

by anonymous December 2, 2025

quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019

Charlotte Retarding

When someone does an act so retarded that calling them retarded does not fully capture the gravity of the situation.

That’s more than retarded. That’s Charlotte Retarding

by MrAutistic69 May 24, 2025