Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008

Reading,PA

The RDG. Home Of the Reading Rocket Lenny Moore. Train Tracks allover the place like dead bodies. The city has a strong ethnic population. Many suburban preps try to act like they reppin the true 610. But they wack ass don't want 2 step in the hood.Cause they afraid ta gets shot XD.
The place got malls b-ball courts and a taste for hiphop, reggaeton, and mostly crime. Known by many, Hated by all.

Reading,PA the place where we chill, smokin blunts and bustin homeboy's ankles just fo da thrillz.

by DJKS March 23, 2007

reading my email

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

reading game

The Reading Game is a question and answer game built by you, the quality of the questions and the contents of the quizzes is up to the users. It is a Moodle module to be released later this year 2013. It leverages game mechanics to make the participants' interactions with the game, fun. The quality of the questions and quizzes is up to the participants who receive points for their efforts in both asking and answering questions. Participants can also rate questions, allowing them to directly impact the contents of review quizzes, while also activating a secondary reward called 'stars' for those participants whose questions are deemed outstanding by their peers. The acts in the game form the basis of continuous formative feedback and meta-cognition.

What is the reading game?
a. a question and answer game built by you and your cohort of learners
b. is inspired by medieval scholarship of reading books and questioning texts
c. is based on Socratic dialogues between teacher and learner
d* a lot of fun to play because of the above choices

by roblespar September 13, 2013

reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021