settle pettle

wen an awesomely awesome person says settle, they add pettle 2 make it sound even better!!!

wow! calm down, settle pettle

by noodle luver March 15, 2008

pottle

half a gallon used by the english in the 1700's

can i get half a pottle of gin

by pottle November 2, 2004

shot putter

an adjective describing a ugly girl that a guy hooks up with, runs into all the time, and would rather forget. Beer goggles usually involved.

"Damn chris, theres that dude--i mean shot putter--u hooked up with during orientation!"

by Olga April 7, 2005

Purtle

1. A purple turtle
2.A sexy girl usually by the name of Tiffany that is thin and very attractive. All guys are in love with her, but she would rather stick to her studies than lose her virginity.

All the guys want her but she is such a purtle.

by purtle rox May 22, 2008

puttload

a whole hell of a lot. a large amount.

"that cost me a puttload of cash"

by k.david September 22, 2003

putter butter

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

Rusty pattle

its when you shit in a net-like bag and slap someone with it

the bitch wouldent shut up so i gave her a rusty pattle

by nightmare nicpon August 21, 2009