Lil pump

A very dumb person that says really weird things and every time you listen to him your IQ goes down by at least 37.

Hey do you know lil pump?
Yea I listen to him every day!
Wow then you must be really dumb?!

by CLASSIC 534 May 27, 2018

pumpitude

The effect of a heavy workout in the weight room.

Two hours on the free weights at Peak Fitness left me with much pumpitude.

by pfnk May 18, 2009

Pumpkin Popsums

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.

Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!

by A.Sztuka January 12, 2021

Pumpdoghazel

lit, swag, amazing

"Great party Martha, it was totally pumpdoghazel!"

by Cerealfordays March 27, 2019

Slut Pump

The female hairstyle involving the bangs being held back straight with a pin or clip in conjuction with a pony-tail. The name is derived from the fact that this hairstyle makes it easier to give head, as the hair does not interfere with the job in question.

That girl has on hell of a slut pump.

by Derrick Winchester June 26, 2007

fudge pumpkin

to shit in a carved out pumpkin

Laura gave the Mitchell's two fudge pumpkins last night. Hope the flies don't give it away.

by Charles Von Steam O'Lantern October 21, 2011

Norwegian Bilge Pump

Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.

She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.

My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.

by WTMFN April 28, 2016